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A bloke catches a tasty bird giving him the eye in the supermarket.
“do I know” you he says
she asks him ” aren’t you the father of one of my children”
he quickly thinks back to the only time he was ever unfaithful and adds
“Were you the hooker I fooked over the snooker table at my stag do while your mate
Spanked me with a piece of wet celery whilst shoving that huge cucumber up my ar$e”
“NO” she replies
“im your daughters teacher”
:oops: :oops: :oops:
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