Fast Forward to 2006

Don’t say us Scottish don’t have a sense of humour still lol

Fast forward to 2006 – it is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next
World Cup Group game. Ronaldo goes into the Brazilian changing room to
find all his teammates looking a bit glum “What’s up?” he asks.
“Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know
it’s important but it’s only Scotland. They’re shite and we can’t be
bothered”.
Ronaldo looks at them and says “Well, I reckon I can beat them by
myself, you lads go down the pub.”
So Ronaldo goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen
reads “Brazil 1 – Scotland 0 (Ronaldo 10minutes)”. He is beating
Scotland all by himself!

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers “It must be full time now, let’s see how he got on”. They put
the
teletext on.
“Result from the Stadium “Brazil 1 (Ronaldo 10 minutes) – Scotland 1
(Angus
89 minutes)”.
They can’t believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against
Scotland!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in
the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. “I’ve let you down, I’ve let you down.”
“Don’t be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself. And
they only scored at the very, very end!”
“No, No, I have, I’ve let you down… I got sent off after 12 minutes”