The first administrator to land on the moon

acs we have someone like that at work…….she also shouts you down to make sure she gets to say everything in her tiny pee brain and she interrupts you all the time as she’s really not that interested in your point of view…….i don’t bother talking when she’s around now …….my cue for a day dream :D

We used to call them toppers, had to top everything that you said.

I remember telling one topper that they’d been cleaning up a river close by me and that it was disgraceful what was coming out, that within an hour they had pulled out umpteen car tyres, a tractor tyre, 9 supermarket trolleys and it wasn’t as if we even had a supermarket less than a 15 minute drive away! Her reply? Oh that’s nothing, when they cleaned up the river near us they pulled out 3 BMWs, one brand new, a Merc and 4 other cars PLUS a Harley Davidson…and on she went, blissfully unaware that everyone around her was stifling laughter :lol:

And another time, several of the women were talking about their husband’s vasectomies and whether they’d had stitches and if so, how many. One lady was quiet, listened to the others, then said “My Tony had a terrible time with his vasectomy, he had to have 27 stiches”…cue hushed silence until someone said “Jeeeeeeesus, how big are his balls?” :lol:

lmfao.

people like us that don’t take people seriously or act like they give our lives purpose like you just generally accept that people make stuff up lol? i genuinely laugh my f’in head off when you daft gullible twits are so surprised that………… some people make stuff up imao!

cept me ofc..irl i reali canot speek anglish luyk i canot evan spel lulz wot a unedited twst iaream imoa!!! n JSYEZZ..IDU N01 G0 ‘HRHRHHRHR’…IRL I JUZ SEY ‘LOL’ LYK I D0 IRL IMAO!

Oh wow, hello. I can speak English after all. Sometimes I just make the conscience decision when I wish to portray myself as a condescending judgemental bigot if I wish to get a bite, which I haven’t done for years lol considering I’m 28 now not 16… or when I wish to portray myself as the same dumb level as the rest of the room has chosen the appropriate level to portray.

How weird is that? It’s almost as if being angry and pretending I’m physically beating someone to a brutal death… even though they’re just text on a screen. I do suffer from psychiatric problems, sure. But I’ve never had the full blown paranoid delusional hallucinations like most of you JCers!

I like how some of you say.. “I win!” after typing a generic insult that hasn’t even offended anyone therefore pay it no attention… lol?!

Hei uu…..yehgh..yUU….fil IMAU !I!i!i 0000MJ,ZU 0|/|N3d

…u no threttan me y3t u n0 of3nded bi me..they’refour eyiiie na000ew h8iheight JEYUW..i win by3 *bluck*

WOW lmfoa it was like I literally just jumped into the personaly of the real online characters of the typical generic JC “trols” in F1..lololololol!” (how u can clame 2b3 a trol..y2tt..d0nut pozez daaah ineretteligananyootence reckwired 20f3nd pelz bi typin wurz 1nawey pplz canut underpants..underwear…undergroud..linshooray imoa..i bsck trul inn whrLrd imopa!