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I hate them.
Horrible green fookas.
do not mind a tiny slice,, cut that thin as etiquette demands, that one can read ones newspaper throgh it. Like it with fish and salad veg.. but has to be well cut.
I only like honey dew Melons while we are on the subject …Summer is the worst time for these horrible green fookas.
You go into a pub and they’re cutting them up for Pims.
I’m not totally adverse to anything green. I mean, I find Kermit the frog quite sexy.
i think the best person to ask about this subject is my mate born, shes an expert on er growing cukes :D
Cheese and cucumber sandwiches made with crusty bread are irresistible. Just as long as it’s extra mature cheddar.
cukes are good for revitalising eyes after a long day
long time ago i had a book called ‘cucumbers are better than men because……..’
page 3 said………..’they stay hard for a week’ :lol:
@tinks wrote:
long time ago i had a book called ‘cucumbers are better than men because……..’
page 3 said………..’they stay hard for a week’ :lol:
Ouch! :shock:
:P
I think some peeps peel ’em first! :wink: :lol:
A policeman saw a little girl walking along dragging a cucumber on a piece of string saying walkies “Nice dog you got there kid” said the kindly policeman stooping to pat the cucumber. The little girl gave him the purest scorn.
“That isnt” a dog its a cucumber!”
“Sorry said the embarrassed policeman and walked on.
As soon as the policeman had gone the little girl lent over and stroked the cucumber
“That fooled him didnt it Fido”:D :D :D
Fit and green:
:P
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