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Relationships is what i’m going on about? I know lots of u are married or with a long term partner now, but in your single days, were you fussy who you snogged/went with or did the oposite sex have to tick a certain number of boxes b4 you’d consider having it away with them?
I was particually fussy regarding women, No matter how attractive/witty they were if they smoked it was a definate no no for me, just find it the most repulsive thing in the world, apart from that any port in a storm….well as long as they didn’t have a colostomy bag as well, not much to ask really is it?
Yeah that was a big thing for me too, just the thought of it, ooohhh imagine, got to a stage where I’d go up to a girl and say to her
“That bag your dancing around….is that the only bag u have with you tonight ?”
“It is….Brilliant!” :D/
“And you’ve not had a s*it in it have you,”
“WHAT?…….. you wanna have a S*it in me bag?”
“NO, thats not what I said, bloody loud music”
“It’s just that I’m not into scat”
“You’ve got a cat?”
“Did you just say you’ve got a cat?”
“No ffs,Can’t have cats…Allergies…anyway”
Moves closer to shout down her ear,just as the music stops
“SCAT SEX”
I never pulled much
wonder why?Anyway
Well – we won’t class you as the most understanding person in the world spotlight :roll: :roll: :lol:
Btw…my partner had to have a colostomy bag for 2 years when he had his large intestine removed…isn’t he lucky I wasn’t fazed by it :lol:
Anyways….I was extremely fussy, I would never have sex with just anyone, I’m quite shy so I would have to feel close to them before I could do anything….one night stands just aren’t my thing. :D
i should be more fussy, but right now, i have kind of been giving everyone a chance, dawned on me last saturday though, that having it away with somone just for the sake of it, does’nt really make things any better, to be honest.. not the first time of late, i hav’nt enjoyed having sex, as daft as it sounds
i don’t like smokers too, but clare smoked, i think you got to accept people for who they are, and the rule is most times that a nice girl never normaly smokes, its werid how this works, though i am not saying all smokers are horrible, as that is’nt true
you not been out for a while mate, as in level 2 these days, there is just no room to dance round the bag, though tempting it always was to take the pish.. maybe an idea for a sketch there?
like i was saying to you yesterday anyway, its about time i sorted other things in my life, to move on, to better myself in other ways, before i start taking an intrest in who my next ideal partner will be, as i sure do know its not gonna be some bird i meet in level 2 on a saturday night
what kind of place is called level 2? :-k
could be worse though, it could be called second base :lol:
thats buxton for you, only night club we have now, we used to have 2, but that was a bit horrible and got shut down, why do you think i’m so glad to be going to newcastle next weekend
hope someone warned them :wink:
yep.. told gb to warn them all.. might not be drinking though, so they are safe
Very fussy me cant you tell ? :lol:
I was very fussy but i never “spread myself about” i was a kind of good girl :D Anyway i was still fussy when i met my hubby but it paid off we are still together and 2 beautiful daughters later :D :D :wink:
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