Elvis

I’ve read countless conspiracy theories, inc the wax body in the coffin sweating so much the sideburns fell off even though the coffin weighed 900 pounds as it was supposedly air conditioned to keep said wax body cool!

Also, the picture, allegedly of Elvis in his coffin, is said not to look like him because of the nose. If it is him, he looks like he’s got younger!

It’s here, but not gross: http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=elvis+death+photos&hl=en&rls=ig&rlz=1R2TEUA_enGB482&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=AifRT_KmGYXq8QPBoplk&ved=0CFoQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=566

However, would he really have left his beloved daughter to go into hiding and never see her again?

Then it’s the World’s best kept secret. I’m sure she is followed everywhere by the media hoping to get a glimpse of such a meeting.

However, there is of course, the alleged uncashed life insurance policy on Elvis, the transfer of a huge sum of money from his bank account just before he died and his own on stage reference, just before he died, that he will be a good looking corpse – bizarre as at the time he was rather fat and gross.

http://www.elvispresleynews.com/ElvisExhumed.html

I dunno, can you have the exclusive, ultimate secret?

I could steal your recipe from your pinny, but I ain’t digging up Elvis.

Well that’s another part of the theory that he didn’t die in 1977. Elvis apparently had a mischievious sense of humour so it’s been said it would have appealed to him to have the King die whilst falling from his throne.

Lol. There was some bloke on an Elvis forum claiming to be him!

Still think the press would have sussed it by now.