I was walking along a street when I saw this old geezer on a bike sucking a fag-end when some ham and eggers approached him
F**k off, you low b***tards, he said with his kind and sensitive voice, ‘back to your Fagin’s den’. For some reason I couldn’t fathom, he seemed to be looking down on the ham and eggers,
He rode on, mumbling and grumbling about caning someone on the backside.
That must be no less than Mr Wackford Squeers, thought I