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    IM really getting fed up with these “ham and eggers” now,theyhave stopped them sitting down on the street in the town where i live,i didnt mind that so much asyou could just walk past them,but now they have had to move their lazy butts,so they now do what they call “grafting” which basically consists of badgering the public for cigs,money etc
    now i would neverdo that,but alas i sortof live in the same part oftown as them,homeless are they fck,might be 14 of them living in one flat,bit like a fagins den,now a few of them know my face and leave me alone, but when ther smacked up,they forget.
    my golden rule is now,i never smoke in the street,cos your bound to hear “have you got a spare fag mate”,another one i hear is “have you got 20p for the phone mate”,well anybody in the know,knows its 60p minimum in a phone box now,talking about phones,i was in a box the other night,i dont normally use them,but my moby was on the blink,so im stood there chatting away,having a smoke, and i get a tap on the window,some geezer saying “got a spare cig mate”.im like fck off cant you see im talking,just wait there till im finished he said ok,well 15 mins later when ive finished he was still there,so i opened the door,hes stood there like an expectant lap dog,and i said “oh sorry maTE ive smoked them all,now i dont know where any of you live,but do you get plagued by beggars and if so how do you deal with them?

    #496471

    I don’t.

    #496472

    Ham and eggers :D made me laugh :D

    #496473

    Pretend to be an ham and egger yourself. That way, the real beggars will have had their chips. :P

    #496474

    @panda12 wrote:

    Pretend to be an ham and egger yourself. That way, the real beggars will have had their chips. :P

    :)

    #496475

    eve

    Maybe like calls to like?

    #496476

    and it goes on and on and on and on
    today it was a nice sunny day (for once)
    so i decided to have a bike ride down the prom
    about 10 mins later,i see this guy to my right,get off the concrete steps,and stands in front of my bike,flailing his arms,yknow like they do when theres been an accident,i says wtf you doing (fag in mouth) he says “youve not got a cig on you have you mate,ive not had one all morning” i just sighed and pedalled off in despair.

    #496477

    Carry a copy of the Big Issue and try flogging it to ’em. :P

    #496478

    Times have certainly changed…………where I live all the Big Issue sellers are foreign……….It’s a sad state if its better to leave your own country to end up like that over here.

    #496479

    What did the slug say to the snail?

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