Years ago when i was a taxi driver i had to pick up a man called mr nipple from Heathrow,it was quite embarrassing holding up a board with his name on it awaiting his arrival.Other names ive encountered are mr Windmill and mr Mountain.
Dare I mention that I once had a blood test taken by Dr Christopher Lee? He worked in haematology in Cardiff Hospital…it was such a big hospital that there was a colour coded system to help you find your way to your department – the lines to follow for haematology were red!