Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
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> Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
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> of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples
> from
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> the ground that aren’t as good, but easy to pick up…
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> The apples at the top think something is wrong with them,
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> when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man
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> to come along; the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top
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> of the tree.
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> Now Men…Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to
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> women to stomp the sh!t out of them until they turn into something
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> acceptable to have dinner with!

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> “Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
> safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
> sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly
> used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!”
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