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Twas a cold night in Rotherham and the Sad Old Turnip Joker sat huddled round the flickering candle hoping to thaw his gnarled fingers so he could open the packet of salted nuts and suck the salt off them. His caravan rocked violently as the wind buffeted against it, and he sighed as he recalled his brief encounter with Maria S, If only she wasn’t a gold digger he thought, if only she didn’t act like Madonna constantly singing “like a Virgin” as she minced around on cam proving she had matching carpets, Sighs poured from his toothless mouth as he remembered her endearing words “is your Master card a Gold Card”.
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The Sad Old Turnip laid back on his rickety urine stained bed and looked at his mobile phone sighing heavily as not even Claire the welsh lush had called or texted, dam that thick slice he thought first he stole Maria from me now he’s got Claire eating out of his hand my only hope now lies with the Blonde Bomber and I know she’s gagging for it cos she uses the Mature Dating Site – Geriatrics R Us. Should Joker romance her he thought after all she only fritters away coppers on her gambling addiction and unlike Maria she is not driven by money and unlike Claire she is not driven by Drink. Joker was in a turmoil at 175 he saw his life fading into obscure loneliness. A life confined to a caravan with infrequent visits from his Thai Carer. The Sad Old Turnip turned over his head racing with so many thoughts ! “I know” he thought I’ll sleep on it Maria is bound to see sense as all the men she’d been meeting hadn’t won her over “I’ll flash my Green Shield Stamp collection at her that’s bound to recover the love she had for me. Joker smiled, his gums displayed like a orangatangs arse.@..Joker.. wrote:
Twas a cold night in Rotherham and the Sad Old Turnip Joker sat huddled round the flickering candle hoping to thaw his gnarled fingers so he could open the packet of salted nuts and suck the salt off them. His caravan rocked violently as the wind buffeted against it, and he sighed as he recalled his brief encounter with Maria S, If only she wasn’t a gold digger he thought, if only she didn’t act like Madonna constantly singing “like a Virgin” as she minced around on cam proving she had matching carpets, Sighs poured from his toothless mouth as he remembered her endearing words “is your Master card a Gold Card”.
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The Sad Old Turnip laid back on his rickety urine stained bed and looked at his mobile phone sighing heavily as not even Claire the welsh lush had called or texted, dam that thick slice he thought first he stole Maria from me now he’s got Claire eating out of his hand my only hope now lies with the Blonde Bomber and I know she’s gagging for it cos she uses the Mature Dating Site – Geriatrics R Us. Should Joker romance her he thought after all she only fritters away coppers on her gambling addiction and unlike Maria she is not driven by money and unlike Claire she is not driven by Drink. Joker was in a turmoil at 175 he saw his life fading into obscure loneliness. A life confined to a caravan with infrequent visits from his Thai Carer. The Sad Old Turnip turned over his head racing with so many thoughts ! “I know” he thought I’ll sleep on it Maria is bound to see sense as all the men she’d been meeting hadn’t won her over “I’ll flash my Green Shield Stamp collection at her that’s bound to recover the love she had for me. Joker smiled, his gums displayed like a orangatangs fundamental orifice.Excellent!
Well done you, Ive never seen the other “writers” slag themselves off so Fair Play to you.
=D> Brill lmao here
propa class :P
yea but why am i in every bliddy story
:shock:@thin ice wrote:
yea but why am i in every bliddy story
:shock:Thin because I rate you higher than the Very Important Peanut Good enough ???
Thin its because your in (or try to be) in every bliddy woman :P
@..Joker.. wrote:
@thin ice wrote:
yea but why am i in every bliddy story
:shock:Thin because I rate you higher than the Very Important Peanut Good enough ???
well that goes with out saying
ive just seen this,and i fell of my chair laughing
honestly i did
im sure ive cracked a rib
superb stuff!!!
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