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    At work i hear X-mas carols all freaking day long…so it made me laugh when i heard this! Merry Christmas Everyone! xX

    On the 12th day of X-mas my facebook gave to me…12 Dudes i’m blocking, 11 Friends just watching, 10 Corny topics, 9 Busted barbies, 8 Friends complaining, 7 Stalkers stalking, 6 Party invites, Fiiiivvvveeee drama queeeennnss, 4 Game requests, 3 Photo tags, 2 Friends a pokin and a creep who wont stop inboxing meeeee

    #484653

    I’m in the Christmas spirit. Infact i’m wearing a Santa hat right now!

    #484654

    I am in the christmas spirit too. I just recorded and posted a rendition of ‘Santa Baby’ on my facebook and tried to on twitter but it won’t upload..

    (Bleeding ears)

    #484655

    Sassy,i love it……u do make me laugh lol

    Although i do have a novel way of survivng the dreaded Mariah Carey xmas song thanks to my Zumba insructor……who wants to dance it wiv me lol???????????????????

    #484656

    =D>

    love it sassy

    #484657

    @bexy wrote:

    Sassy,i love it……u do make me laugh lol

    Although i do have a novel way of survivng the dreaded Mariah Carey xmas song thanks to my Zumba insructor……who wants to dance it wiv me lol???????????????????

    And look like a massive tool?……Yeah why not! Tis the season after all..I’ll need a few bevies b4 that happens though haha! :D

    #484658

    Entering Heaven three mighty men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

    “In honor of the holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a candle,” he said. Saint Peter said “You may pass through the pearly gates.”

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells.” Saint Peter said, “You may pass through the pearly gates.”

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s glasses.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”

    The man replied, “They’re Carol’s.”

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