The Bonfire Party continues …

What a complete joke spotted his precious one and stood to attention and cut off his blood supply. There she was his most precious treasure but what was she fornicating with?

Eve was putting the finishing touches to the firework display, hanging cheap plastic baubles to the ends of the rockets. She had managed to break into the non-existent jewellery shop owned by VIP, which was actually a box of old tat he had bought back from Thailand the last time he was there being turned down by “Thai Brides are desperate”.

“Hello my lovely” What a complete joke crooned making Eve knock over her latest Catherine wheel spectacle. “Let me buy you a cup of tea.” Bomber Bolton Blonde ran past with her arms outstretched humming the theme tune from the Dam busters. “That would be lovely thank you”.

What a complete joke turned to axedmeauntieanddidtimeforit, “A tea for my lady.” At which point Bolton bomber did another fly past humming even louder “da da da da de de da”, realising his chance, axedmeauntieanddidtimeforit knew he could get the Bolton Bomber to pay for the tea.

Shinpig was getting increasingly frustrated, all the men were occupied and the ones that weren’t, saw her advancing and hid behind the bonfire. Mariapizzeria was offering free pizza and shinpigs vegetable curry, which had taken her a week to make due to the yakshit not being of superior quality as she explained to any person unfortunate enough to say hello, and having to fly in vegetables from Iceland, at the last minute, was left simmering untouched. “If only I could find Alkiarse” she thought, “At least he would appreciate my rare purple cabbages.”

Drinkingherwaytothemoon was for once happy. She had managed to pin Sgt Salt up against a pine tree and was explaining to him in great depth what she liked about the new Lynx advert. Lynx now being her favourite product since lighter fuel was no longer available for her to buy within a 725 mile radius of her house by order of the Asian shop keeper’s society.

Thick no dice no ice, was busy planking on a hammock which had been strung up between two trees. Annette pull a curtain had managed to find a ladder and was making her way up to the top of the tree nearest thin no dice no ice’s head and was armed with a bucket of concrete, which she planned to drop on his head as soon as she reached the top.

Kenty wenty was being introduced to Jadey wadey’s fiancée and at the same time was sending a message to her husband asking him to make an appointment for her at spec savers. Try as she might, she couldn’t see a fiancée, all she could see was a tea cosy that kept saying “I’ve been to strangeways.”

Minnie Claire Mouse, was busy filling up the guy’s boots with petrol whilst saying “Don’t dare me Alkiarse if you start on bomber Bolton one more time I’m gonna teach you how to smoke”.
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