Reminds me of a great song by Denis Locourrier (from Dr Hook) called Ask Her. Dunno all the words but its something like:
Im a monster
A heartless ba st ard
I don’t consider anyones feelings but my own
Im a user
Anyone who likes me is a loser
She’s an angel
So understanding
Can’t believe anybody sane would break her heart
Anyway its very funny and of course is the story of his divorce (It’s a great album too if u like Dr Hook)