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being easily amused theres a few but my fav’s this month are
the video for LMFAO – party rock
the video for Bruno Mars – the lazy songbut seen this and though of me!!! :lol:
Old people falling over :lol:
SAM !!!! fgs thats mean and discrimation against old people.
Its funny when anyone falls over :twisted:
Also, people walking across the road in front you, that gay jump/skip thing they do when they realise that you’re too close to them to avoid
LMKA never seen that before, maybe its a Glasgow thing :shock:
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family… of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom
of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn’t even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting
your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t
a 9 on this list.
16. You steal from peoples walls on a daily basis and no one bats an eyelid or tells you off or reports you to the police.1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
5. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
6. War does not determine who is right — only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
9. I didn’t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
10. In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency, Notify:” I put, “DOCTOR”.
11. I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure..
12. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Two Ronnies and Fry (worth another view) ….
:lol: the Hanger Lane gyratory system … lol
For rogue trader
One man has already been hospitalised after eating the offending horse
burgers.
His condition is described as ‘stable’.Tesco’s have stated that their burgers are safe.
I suppose that’s the mane thing.Last night I ate a Tesco burger, an Iceland burger and a Farm Foods
The Tesco Burger won by a nose.after reading the label on Tesco burgers I was surprised to see
that they are fairly low in fat but very high in Shergar.I ate some Tesco burgers last night. They gave me the trots.
I hear the veggie burgers have been found to contain traces of unicorn.
Something’s been nagging me about those Tesco burgers for a while now.
I just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge – and they’re off
I had a Tesco burger last night. I’ve still got a bit between my teeth.
The news about the Tesco burger scandal is getting worse. They have now found traces of Zebra in the bar codes :lol:
Im heading to Tesco’s today to try their meatballs, ive heard there the dogs b0llox
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