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Alkiarse had been robbed. LW had taken all his money and hired a crane to take her to Mecca. Not to pray but to play bingo.
He shook his petrol cans, he was running low he’d have to go to the bottom of the garden where he kept his very own petrol pump. (Another top tip from MerryMoronGutBucket – save yourself a fortune and have your own pump installed.) Then he remembered about the delivery that had arrived that morning. He thought he might as well go and open the mysterious package before he got stuck into his petrol.
Dragging it in from the lean to at the front which he proudly called his porch, he huffed and puffed until the package was in his hallway.
He read the label, it was addressed to LW. “Oh no” he muttered “How’s she going to sleep on this, we’ll end up causing a tsunami”.
Two hours later, the water bed was assembled in the master bedroom. Well the only bedroom but he liked to give the impression he had more than one. He couldn’t find the hosepipe. He remembered the last time it was used was for LW’s colon cleansing treatment but for the life of him, he couldn’t remembered where it had been put after that.
“DING” a light came on in Alkiarse’s head. If he filled the bed with petrol, he could have a quick drink in bed whenever he felt like it.
To be continued/ …………………
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:what i want to know is………does the story teller sit in chat collecting all the details that are typed because there’s such a lot of info on these threads and tbh i don’t know what’s fake or not……. i do know that the stories are real funny and makin me giggle.
:lol:I don’t really want to answer that question …. All I can tell you is – only the people that uses are those who are known to have a good sense of humour… All the names are real, the rest is a complete fabrication :twisted:
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