Witches Prepare 4

ClaireWinoWales was feeling very smug with herself, not often she was the first to arrive anywhere. She had left her boyfriend on the sofa dressed in his Pocahontas outfit, with a box of maltesers and the entire DVD set of Roy Rodgers. She was feeling very pleased with herself and decided this called for a celebration. She unscrewed the lid on her ValleyVino Red Wine (a tip from merrymoronGutbucket and only £1.25 a bottle) and took a sip. The door opened behind her and as she turned around she dropped her bottle in shock and spilt red wine all over the floor.

AngelturnedtoDust stood in the doorway, chamming her gums and looking wildly excited. She had taken a quick detour and had crept into killer queen’s basement when no one was looking. It had taken some finding but eventually amongst leather miniskirts, leather Basques, fishnet stockings and some filthy looking knickers, Angelturnedtodust cringed at the memory, she had found what she was looking for.

Claire couldn’t decide whether to make a run for it, hide under a chair or scream, so she did all three. There in the doorway was Angelturnedtodust in Killer Queen’s French Maid outfit.

Angelturnedtodust was unaware of anyone else being in the room. So she practised her sexiest swagger, whilst singing “This is a man’s world but it would be nothing without a woman or a girlllllllllllll”

Claire stuck the bottom of the wine bottle in her mouth to stop her from making any noise.

Angelturnedtodust was giving it her all. Arms swaying from side to side as she paced the room imagining she was dancing to all the men in the chat room. Then she started singing “Something in the way he moves attracts me like no other lover” ……….. and pirouetted across the room,
“You’re asking me; “Will my love grow”
I don’t know, I don’t know
You stick around and it may show
I don’t know, I don’t know”

She could just see thinicenodicenoice sitting in front of her appreciating her outfit, singing and dance moves. “God I am a sexy woman” she thought – “Once I get my hands on the love spells he will never resist me.”

BANG……………. Claire nearly wet her pants she was so relieved to see Madflooka crash land into the room. Angelturnedtodust turned round to see who had so rudely interrupted her beautiful day dream.

“F%%%%%% hell, I don’t like flying around why can’t we have a coach like the wedding party got, I am going to break my F%%%%%%% neck at this rate????” Madflooka threw her broomstick in the corner and picked up the bottle of wine that had shot out of Claire’s mouth in shock and helped herself.

……………………. To be continued …..