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Phoenix flapped across the room, “Greetings, Greetings, Greetings my fellow witches, do come in and grab yourself a broom” She pointed to a stack of broom sticks lined up along one side of the room.

Born felt nothing but relief, Phoenix was one of the good ones, she just wished she had an easier name to spell. “Are you the High Priestess, thank flip for that?”

Phoenix was setting about lighting more candles and shouted across to Born, “Oh no it’s not me, haven’t a clue, I only came because I need to sell some of the stock I can’t shift in my shop, although;” Phoenix looked around the room, “Can’t see there is going to be much call for Silver plated fairies tonight.”

Claire was testing out the brooms, her spells were a bit rusty these days and she couldn’t find one that would make her fly so, not to be out done, Claire pretended her broom was a horse and was currently running the Grand National, hopping over the wine bottles she had lined up pretending they were fences.

Blonde with broomstick in hand surveyed the room it was a lot busier than she had expected. She eyed with caution the lady sitting in the corner with the largest pair of knitting needles she had ever seen in her life. Annette push a curtain felt her sixth sense come alive and stopped knitting. She looked straight at Blonde and knew she had met her match.

Kent OhBluddyEnglish stuck her foot out and tripped Claire up, sending wine bottles in every direction. One Clacked against Tink’s foot who quickly grabbed it and shoved it up her jumper.

All of a sudden a huge explosion filled the room. All the witches with the exception of Born jumped three foot high and widdled in their pants.

The Pyrotechnics started, Lightening streaks appearing from the ceiling lit up the room and the witches all gazed towards heaven as a figure dressed in black sailed down from the ceiling. The decent seemed to take forever as the witches held their breath, not a word was spoken.

As the figure landed in the centre of the room a flash of flesh was seen poking from the cloak of darkness.

Blonde let out a little scream “oh my god it’s a man!”.

As the figure in black adjusted their clothing Blonde took a closer look. “Oh I recognise that fleshy strappy thing …. I know who it is ……. Maria-s=sex!!!”

Maria-s walked to the back of the room and up three steps to a higher platform and then removed her cloak. Dressed in black leather with her best asset strappy attached she addressed the room.

“Ladies we are here tonight to re-unite, we are going to make it our mission to all band together and rid our world of evil little men.”

A cheer went up around the room. Madflucka cheering the loudest, broom sticks were banged against the floor and Fizi Lizi started to chant “Evil little men be gone, Evil little men be gone” which was soon taken up by the rest of the room, whipping the witches into a frenzy of joy …. To be continued ……