very good :) maybe there is a comedy scrip in the making there afterall
i got a real crude joke.. i’ll tell it on here, cause no one ever comes on here
its not nice
There was an English man, Irish man and scots man… they all go to the beach during the summer…
They spot a woman with no arms and no legs…
(Just a talking torso really)
The enlgish man goes over…
”Ever been kissed?” he asks
”No, never” replys the woman…
So he gives her a peck on the cheek and walks off.
The scits man decides to go over also…
”Ever been hugged” he questions
”No, sorry – i havn’t”
He puts his arms around her ‘body’ and then jogs away.
The irish man runs up to the woman!
”Have you ever been f***ed?” He teased.
”No?” The woman replys
”Well you are now love, the tides coming in!
i feel safe that no one would read this thread for me to be able to tell such a bad joke