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    little scrawny terrier bit my ankle yesterday the bstrd
    the woman says sorry luv he dont normally do that
    i thought just my luck eh i was only going to the paper shop,
    blood all over my socks and all that,little tw@t

    #461796

    No.. but i once bit the ear off a chocolate doberman.

    #461797

    @best man wrote:

    little scrawny terrier bit my ankle yesterday the bstrd
    the woman says sorry luv he dont normally do that
    i thought just my luck eh i was only going to the paper shop,
    blood all over my socks and all that,little tw@t

    It probably realised you were impersonating someone else and so bared its teeth accordingly.

    #461798

    Will, you really need to understand what’s going on behind certain “people’s” posts, and then think before you do your own.

    Two major miracles is not a lot to ask for, surely ?

    #461799

    What a charade. What a circus.

    All you really ever have in cyberland is your name, and the rest is inconsequential rambling. All individuality is bound up in your handle. I recall the gloria / dagger / february / habit of bandying about passwords.
    And now we have the sleep-inducing thin ice / rio / cosy public mess going on and on and on ad finitum.

    Have they no self-respect ? In every case they’re either bullies or victims.

    Completely pointless.

    #461800

    Still, it’s only cunts. No need to be exercised, old boy.

    #461801

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    #461802

    eve

    ive never been bitten by a dog but i got attacked by a moggy once!

    #461803

    @eve wrote:

    ive never been bitten by a dog but i got attacked by a moggy once!

    what an ooochy cooochy puddy tat with claws like needles?

    #461804

    @eve wrote:

    ive never been bitten by a dog but i got attacked by a moggy once!

    Strange that. Never attacked by a dog but I have been savaged by a wild pussy. Damn good fun as well.

    :shock:

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