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  • 18 February, 2011 at 3:24 pm #16084

    AngelBabe

    following on from yours
    inuendo thread
    what is the Best Worst Corny Cheesey Cute chat up line youve heard and did it work :?: :lol:

    Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle. was kinda cute and nah it didnt work :lol: :D

    18 February, 2011 at 4:59 pm #461260

    thin ice

    a woman bumped in to me in a bar once
    she said sorry
    i said to her if you wanted to get to know me there was no need to go to all that trouble of pretending to bump in to me
    just say hello i said and buy me a beer
    she looked me up and down
    said ello
    and asked what i was drinking

    cheesy as can be
    but it worked :wink:

    i shant reveal my jc cheesyness :lol:

    18 February, 2011 at 7:42 pm #461261

    fpolitics

    i’m all for a bit of cheese, usually makes me laugh, and thats always the way to success :lol:

    18 February, 2011 at 7:46 pm #461262

    thin ice

    @(f)politics? wrote:

    i’m all for a bit of cheese, usually makes me laugh, and thats always the way to success :lol:

    maybe you could giggle yer nics off for me :wink:

    18 February, 2011 at 7:49 pm #461263

    fpolitics

    That said some are just too cheesy, one of the cheesiest i can think of that raised a smile but not alot else was..
    I’ve lost my phone number, can i have yours!
    That was not a success,

    but i’ll try harder next time hehe :lol: jk

    18 February, 2011 at 7:50 pm #461264

    fpolitics

    @thin ice wrote:

    @(f)politics? wrote:

    i’m all for a bit of cheese, usually makes me laugh, and thats always the way to success :lol:

    maybe you could giggle yer nics off for me :wink:

    I need to be made to giggle not just giggle on command :)

    24 February, 2011 at 8:51 pm #461265

    AngelBabe

    my daughter just come home from Air Cadets and told me that this lad had asked her, Is your body form McDonalds? she asked him Why he replied Because I´m Loving It

    so she replied well if i got my body @ McDonalds it would be full of fat and E numbers and if thats your thing try burger king or the KFC carparks
    i pmsl when she told me

    24 February, 2011 at 11:21 pm #461266

    eve

    My girls dad’s brother would walk up to a girl and ask her to dance. if she said no he would say ” ah Wel, no chance of a ride then”. Got a few giggles and a few slapped faces ( and prob a few rides :D )

    25 February, 2011 at 8:29 am #461267

    kent f OBE

    Never gets chatted up :roll:

    27 February, 2011 at 8:15 pm #461268

    Melody

    I heard the most rubbish one ever on Friday night…

    ‘Hello Big Boobs’ is all he said.

    ***shakes head and rolls eyes*** :roll:

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