my water spout

My nookie days are over
my pilot light is out
what used to be my sex appeal
is now my water spout
time was when on its own accord
from my trousers it would spring
but now ive got a full time job
to find the fecking thing
it used to be embarrassing the way it would behave
for every single morning it would stand and watch me shave
now as old age approaches it sure gives me the blues
to see it hangits little head and watch me tie my shoes
:lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

my sis sent me this thought i would share