eeeeeeeek he is serenading me now !!!!

Im sure pats wont mind me borrowing this wee beauty :)

sing along to ruby dont take your love to town,by kenny rogers,
youve fattened up your hips
and rolled and curlled your lanky hair
ruby are you going out
to see how many men you can scare
the stretchmarks on your lips
tell me on how many men youve been down
oh ruby dont make cosy frown
it wasnt me that started that crazy jc war
and f you think that your just a tw@t
you dirty rotten whore
and yes its true your just like boo
eve,jen and queen bee
oh rube you need some therapy
its hard to love a woman
whos legs are bent and traumatised
the wants and needs of an old hag like you
no wonder your despised
oh ruby stop putting cosy down
shes logging out now cos she knows that shes a bore
shes logging off now
cos ppl cant take it anymore
and if i could id get my gun and put her in the ground
oh ruby dont put cosy down
oh rubeeeee fgs dont turn around

ok ive tried to make it light hearted but it could have been worse,im sorry if it offends anybody,but i have a right to reply and defend my self against her wild drunken unfounded allegations against me