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Mine was”Bet yer knicks would look good on my floor :lol: ….. :roll:
@balloons wrote:
Mine was”Bet yer knicks would look good on my floor :lol: ….. :roll:
it that one you used or had used on you
and what was the result we dont want half a story
@thin ice wrote:
@balloons wrote:
Mine was”Bet yer knicks would look good on my floor :lol: ….. :roll:
it that one you used or had used on you
and what was the result we dont want half a story
That was used on me :lol: …..well the story is……tell ya later :wink: :lol:
@thin ice wrote:
@balloons wrote:
Mine was”Bet yer knicks would look good on my floor :lol: ….. :roll:
it that one you used or had used on you
and what was the result we dont want half a story
Wats yer chat up line …u most have loadsssssssss …..n do they actually work :)
not sure about worst but the best was when i met my ex. I had tripped over his foot in a pub and drowned him in a pint of guinness. he replaced the guinness and said ” it was my fault, the end of my legs was a daft place to leave my feet” :D
One of the best ones I heard in a long time that did make me laugh….
Guy standing at the bar next to a girl waiting to be served and he keeps looking at his watch and smiling at her, being a nosey girl :lol: she asks ” Are you waiting for someone ? ” He says ” No this is a special watch that can tell if you are wearing knickers ” She tuts and says ” Oh yeah ” He says ” yes and I can tell you aren’t wearing any !! ” She says ” Well actually I am ” He taps his watch and says …………
” Damn its an hour fast !! “
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :D :D :D :D
@lovely Lady wrote:
One of the best ones I heard in a long time that did make me laugh….
Guy standing at the bar next to a girl waiting to be served and he keeps looking at his watch and smiling at her, being a nosey girl :lol: she asks ” Are you waiting for someone ? ” He says ” No this is a special watch that can tell if you are wearing knickers ” She tuts and says ” Oh yeah ” He says ” yes and I can tell you aren’t wearing any !! ” She says ” Well actually I am ” He taps his watch and says …………
” Damn its an hour fast !! “
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :D :D :D :D
Brilliant
=D>
@lovely Lady wrote:
One of the best ones I heard in a long time that did make me laugh….
Guy standing at the bar next to a girl waiting to be served and he keeps looking at his watch and smiling at her, being a nosey girl :lol: she asks ” Are you waiting for someone ? ” He says ” No this is a special watch that can tell if you are wearing knickers ” She tuts and says ” Oh yeah ” He says ” yes and I can tell you aren’t wearing any !! ” She says ” Well actually I am ” He taps his watch and says …………
” Damn its an hour fast !! “
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :D :D :D :D
:lol: :lol: havent heard that one before ! Great!
:lol: :lol:
@balloons wrote:
Mine was”Bet yer knicks would look good on my floor :lol: ….. :roll:
Surely the one u use is “meet me by the bins!” :lol:
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