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Man GSOH seeks smiggly woman, non talker preferred
Smiggly woman who talks too much seeks man GSOH, odd socks and own vacuum attachment. Pork pies optional, chocolate compulsory.
Man, GSOH seeks domesticated (own white goods) woman, smiggling optional, knows how to make pork pies, cheap to run and sweet on the ear
Woman, compulsive smiggler, prefers pork pies from Waitrose, seeks man, GSOH, who can operate white goods independantly of female intervention, take the rubbish out without complaint and knows when silence is the best option.
Man, GSOH, known for discretion but confused by wash and spin cycles, seeks woman who can stretch shrunken socks and appreciates the value Lidl and Aldi bring to the over priced grocery retail sector. Smiggling optional, should be able to gut fish.
Woman, smiggler extraordinaire, specialises in converting mens socks into baby booties, believes in quality food and not cheap muck, seeks man, GSOH, who can save dough for the good things she deserves by making his own bread. Cake making optional.
Man, GSOH, seeks undemanding down trodden woman, with her own wiring diagram/haynes manual, happy with washboard, broom and mangle, and able to bake, to replace worn out mother
Smigglers may be considered but sewing machine preferred, treadle operated a plus
Woman, GSOH, generous by nature, let down in past by mean-spirited men looking for mother replacement, seeks man with GSOH who will bring out the best in her. Preferably with all mod cons and a desire to use them without female intervention, ability to peel grapes and deseed strawberries essential.
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Man, GSOH, seeks buttless woman for casual encounter
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