30 Things That Men Annoyingly Assume About Us Women

Inspired by WooHoo’s Post “53 Secrets About Women” (even though most were incorrect)

Men annoyingly assume …
1.That you want an egg white omelette, not a regular yokey delicious one, because you must be on a diet. #-o
2.That you can’t parallel park. 8) Yes I can
3.That you’re in a bad mood because you must be getting your period *Yes because moody is totally Inhumane! :roll:
4.That you don’t like manly alcohols like beer and whiskey.
5.That you know nothing about sports. *many will prove you wrong
6.That you can’t operate a power drill.:roll:
7.That you own 10 million pairs of shoes. :-#
8.That because you’re a single female, you want a relationship and you obviously want it with them.:roll:
9.That you’re a fan of Sandra Bullock, Reese Witherspoon, and Julia Roberts’ movies :lol:
10.That you have an opinion on Edward versus Jacob -Who?
11.That you have strong feelings about anniversaries and Valentine’s Day *nope just another excuse to “test” you.
12.That you want kids. Hell, that you even like kids
13.That you’re obsessed with having a wedding
14.That you’re already in love with them or that you fell in love with them first.:roll:
15.That you think you’re too fat :o
16.That you want Diet Coke, light cream cheese, and your dressing on the side
17.That you’re angry about something because you’re “bitter” #-o
18.That you always need time to put on make up or do your hair before you leave the house. :-k
19.That you don’t know anything about putting together Ikea furniture :D *That’s a mans job but end up correcting you by actually reading the instruction booklet.
20.That you don’t know how to cook a steak properly. :lol:
21.That you can’t have sex without feelings involved
22.That the magazine you want them to bring home for you to read when you are sick in bed is US Weekly.:?
23.That you hate scary movies.
24.That you’re not into watching porn.
25.That you are magically equipped with the powers of cooking and cleaning and have been since birth :shock:
26.That you know how to sew buttons. :?
27.That you like “Grey’s Anatomy” ew
28.That your pubic hair will always be meticulously groomed.:shock:
29.That you can’t appreciate a flat screen TV, comprehensive stereo system, and other “complex” electronic devices.
30. That you won’t want to watch the latest sci-fi, action, or horror movie :roll: