GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1 No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
2 When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
3 If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4 Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5 You can’t trust dogs to watch your food…
6 Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7 Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8 You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9 Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10 The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandma’s lap.