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The winning lottery numbers for tomorrow night?
Bit of a long shot i know, but hey if you don’t ask…….Anyone watch that show with Dale Winton in it on a saturday night? what is he all about anyway, think he found his niche on supermarket sweep, all be does is look at the camera everytime someone says something that could possibly be deemed a sexual nature and go
“oooooooooooohhhh” and everyone laughs :roll:
Is that all you need to do to be funny and get a contract off the Beeb? How much did they pay Graham Norton something like 5,000,000 golden handcuff deal so he wouldn’t go off and make his hysterical shows anywhere else.
I may try it today….yeah I’m going camp for 24 hours, so be warned if I pop up in any thread that is posted today and try and make a sexual referance to all that is said,.
p.s don’t forget what the original message was in this post…winning numbers please. I bet 6 and 9 come out “Oooooohhhhhhhh”
but gay men are so funny
winning numbers for tommorow will include 3 even numbers.. and 3 odd numbers
the highest of which will be 37, the lowest 3
a mediam of 22…
so thats enough clues from me
what you planning to spend the money on, maybe the dvd box set of graham norton
I’d pay a hitman to eliminate him….probably do it for free. What would I spend the money on mmmmmmmm chocolate and treat me and you to a trip to las vegas next year to take part in the WSOP, probably buy Tracy something too, just to keep her quiet and obviously spoil the kids and buy a house with all gadgety things in it :lol: getting quite excited about it now :) ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh cheeky.
yeah, it happens every saturday before the draw, we all get giddy drawing out plans, of what we would buy if we win
i think the first thing i’ll do is give away probably half if not more away, to family and friends, and then i’ll open up that big pool hall in buxton, and live on the profits that will make, we would’nt need to go to las vegas.. the new las vegas would be here in buxton, celebs coming from all over, even mr norton and dale winton, and david blunket, he would make a great poker player
he does have a good poker face doesn’t he? seems to attract the women too. There is a joke in there about posting the blinds…………….but i’m much too nice to go there :lol:
yeah, very aggresive player, goes all in without seeing his cards
Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you’ve gone too far now..I was only joking, you’re probably gonna go to hell for that, and they don’t allow porn there, so ner, your right up sh*t street now………going now to consider if I still wanna be friends with someone who would even think like that…never mind say it.
8) <<<<<<<<Stevie Wonder, won't be happy either.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
no porn in hell? you joking me? i best say sorry to mr blunket then, do you think i should buy him a present to make up for it
no point in wrapping it though
Pack the sun-tan lotion mr………and I’ve just checked Definately no porn in hell, god’s got it all for the good people, lovely in heaven but apparantly theres a smell of fish they just can’t get rid of…..Save me a place in hell after that last comment mate:) Take a pack of cards too.
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