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Jail sentence for man who ‘massaged’ meat
Mark Zachary, 51, from the city of Orangeburg in South Carolina, was given the maximum sentence after jurors found him guilty of shoplifting.
In his defence, Zachary claimed he wasn’t stealing the meat but merely giving it a “massaging”.
But according to the Times and Democrat, when a store manager approached Zachary about the unusual object under his shirt, he fled and ran straight into the arms of an off-duty police officer.
Prosecutors argued that the 10-year sentence was justified because the theft was Zachary’s ninth offence.
LMAO!.. Now, I’ve stood in Public, Massaging “My Meat”, but that’s a different story altogether..
It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “beating the meat” doesn’t it?
@woohoo wrote:
Jail sentence for man who ‘massaged’ meat
Mark Zachary, 51, from the city of Orangeburg in South Carolina, was given the maximum sentence after jurors found him guilty of shoplifting.
In his defence, Zachary claimed he wasn’t stealing the meat but merely giving it a “massaging”.
But according to the Times and Democrat, when a store manager approached Zachary about the unusual object under his shirt, he fled and ran straight into the arms of an off-duty police officer.
Prosecutors argued that the 10-year sentence was justified because the theft was Zachary’s ninth offence.
LMAO!.. Now, I’ve stood in Public, Massaging “My Meat”, but that’s a different story altogether..
:lol:
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