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Ok, on this problem page thread you can write in and your problems will be answered :lol: (anyone can answer anyones problem :lol: ) I will start with one from a newspaper.
I recently found out that my girlfriend was seeing my best mate. I am 17 and thought she was the girl for me, I worship the ground she walks on. Should I dump my best mate, my girlfriend, both or neither?
@kent f OBE wrote:
Ok, on this problem page thread you can write in and your problems will be answered :lol: (anyone can answer anyones problem :lol: ) I will start with one from a newspaper.
I recently found out that my girlfriend was seeing my best mate. I am 17 and thought she was the girl for me, I worship the ground she walks on. Should I dump my best mate, my girlfriend, both or neither?
Dear Letter-Writer..
It must be very hard for you.. (That goes as you get older).. :lol:
How can you be sure she was with your best mate? Did you catch them? Did one of them tell you? BEST MATE?.. HaHaHa.. Chances are, he’s probably been doing your mum too.. Aswell as your dad, your gran, and grandad!
What you should do, is invite them both around, claiming you would like a civil chat with them, to discuss the future of all relationships, and then you could do one of the following..Ask them to engage in the making of a pornographic film, and go on from there, meeting up every Friday Night or shoot them both, and dispose of the bodies very very carefully.
I hope this helps!
Yours Faithfully..
NEWS OF THE WORLD HEADLINES:
17yr Old Arrested for shooting members of his family. :shock:
And then I settled down after years of unwanted publicity, found a great chat-site, and everything is Hunky Dory.. Whatever The F u c K that is! :lol:
DEAR JC..
I happened to be flicking through the channels the other day, when the remote got stuck on a certain Channel.. Nympho Nurses! Well, as I tried to switch, nothing would happen, and my pants accidentally dropped down to my ankles! With that, there was a knock at the door, and could you imagine the embarrassment when standing there was Nora The Nosy Neighbour.
Well.. Thing is, she’s now blackmailing me, and is going to tell people that I was masturbating to television channels, unless I trim her hedges every other weekend!.. You think that’s bad, it’s worse, she has said she will tell people that I was Masturbating to UK GOLD! Should I just go and see to her bush, and trim it, or tell her straight, that I will not be blackmailed?..Ps, I also have ba lls like water-melons.. I don’t need advice on that, I just wanted to tell someone. 8)
omg you nutta..customers were asking me what I’m reading I couldn’t stop laughing :lol:
Do any of your customers need a Good Seeing To? If So, then I’m the man..
Joking I am – Pete’s up for it though.. :lol:
Woohoo the boobs in that siggy are quite distracted….can you put a more appropriate top on her please :lol:
OMG – Can’t believe I just did that – When I read what you said, I sat there gazing at them, in a day-dream.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
@woohoo wrote:
DEAR JC..
I happened to be flicking through the channels the other day, when the remote got stuck on a certain Channel.. Nympho Nurses! Well, as I tried to switch, nothing would happen, and my pants accidentally dropped down to my ankles! With that, there was a knock at the door, and could you imagine the embarrassment when standing there was Nora The Nosy Neighbour.
Well.. Thing is, she’s now blackmailing me, and is going to tell people that I was masturbating to television channels, unless I trim her hedges every other weekend!.. You think that’s bad, it’s worse, she has said she will tell people that I was Masturbating to UK GOLD! Should I just go and see to her bush, and trim it, or tell her straight, that I will not be blackmailed?..Ps, I also have ba lls like water-melons.. I don’t need advice on that, I just wanted to tell someone. 8)
Dear Reader
Is your TV less than a year old? If so I suggest you take it back to the place of purchase and let them know the problems with the sticky remote. If its over a year old you may for health reason consider getting it repaired independently, in the long run it will be beneficial and prolong your life.
Good neighbours are hard to come by, so I highly recomment you trim her bush every weekend at least. The smile on her face and spring in her step will start rubbing off on others in the street and this may lead to a part-time job, there is no need to tell the DHSS as working weekends is allowed.
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