Screw or swim…

Pete walks into a bar and sees Dave sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Pete says “Dave what are you so happy for?”

“Well Pete, I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat, and a redhead came up to me… tits out to here. She says “Can I have a ride in your boat?” “I said ‘Sure you can have a ride in my boat.’ So I took her way out, Pete. I turned off the key and I said ‘Its either screw or swim!’

“She couldn’t swim!!”

The next day Pete walks into the bar and sees Dave sitting at the end of the counter with a bigger smile on his face. Pete says “What are you so happy about today Dave?”

“Well Pete… I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me… tits out to here. She said ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’ “Sure you can have a ride in my boat.” So I took her way out. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said ‘Its either screw or swim!’

“She couldn’t swim!!

A couple of days pass and Pete walks into a bar and sees Dave crying over a beer. Pete says “Dave, why are you so sad?”

“Well Pete, I gotta tell ya…. Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me… tits WAY out to here. She says “Can I have a ride in your boat?”

“Sure you can have a ride in my boat.” So I took her, WAY out… much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said ‘Its either screw or swim!!’

“Then, she pulled down her pants…. she had a d1ck, Pete !!! She had a great BIG d1ck!!! …..

….Pete, ….. I CAN’T SWIM!!!”