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    Cleaning Poem

    I asked the Lord to tell me
    Why my house is such a mess.
    He asked if I’d been ‘computering’,
    And I had to answer ‘yes.’

    He said get off your big fat bum
    And tidy up the house.
    And so I started cleaning up….
    The smudges off my mouse.

    I wiped and shined the topside.
    That really did the trick…
    I was just admiring my work.
    I didn’t mean to ‘click.’

    But click, I did, and oops I found
    A really absorbing site.
    That I got SO way into it.
    I was into it all night.

    Nothing’s changed except my mouse
    It’s very, very shiny.
    I guess my house will stay a mess…
    While I sit here on my behindy.

    #415664

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Cleaning Poem

    I asked the Lord to tell me
    Why my house is such a mess.
    He asked if I’d been ‘wan kin’,
    And I had to answer ‘yes.’

    He said get off your big fat bum
    And tidy up the house.
    And so I started cleaning up….
    And left my tiny mouse.

    I wiped and shined the topside.
    That really did the trick…
    I was just admiring my work.
    And forgot about my di ck.’

    But click, I did, and oops I found
    A really absorbing site.
    That I got SO way into it.
    I knew it wasn’t right.

    Nothing’s changed except my mouse
    It’s very, very limp.
    I guess my house will stay a mess…
    While I sit here in my gimp.

    #415665

    @woohoo wrote:

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Cleaning Poem

    I asked the Lord to tell me
    Why my house is such a mess.
    He asked if I’d been ‘wan kin’,
    And I had to answer ‘yes.’

    He said get off your big fat bum
    And tidy up the house.
    And so I started cleaning up….
    And left my tiny mouse.

    I wiped and shined the topside.
    That really did the trick…
    I was just admiring my work.
    And forgot about my di ck.’

    But click, I did, and oops I found
    A really absorbing site.
    That I got SO way into it.
    I knew it wasn’t right.

    Nothing’s changed except my mouse
    It’s very, very limp.
    I guess my house will stay a mess…
    While I sit here in my gimp.

    Pmsl @Woo hoo only you could do that :lol: :lol:

    *walks off shaking head & laughin*

    #415666

    Indeed :lol:

    me too :lol: :lol: :lol:

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