It’s a flask…

Mick the Irishman is in a hardware store when he picks up a flask, looking at it curiously he asks the shopkeeper what it is, the shopkeeper says “it’s a flask”, Mick asks what is it for, the shopkeeper says “well it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” “Bejasus” says Mick “I’ll take one.”

Next day at work Seamus says to Mick “what’s that?” pointing to his flask Mick says “it’s a flask” Seamus asks what’s it for Mick says “it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” “Bejasys” says Seamus and asks Mick what he’s got in it, Mick replies ” 4 cups of tea and a choc ice”.