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  • 20 September, 2005 at 4:27 pm #1320

    Giggles


    THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST SINGLES ADS EVER PRINTED. IT IS REPORTED TO HAVE BEEN LISTED IN THE ATLANTA JOURNAL.
    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

    Call (404) 875-5555 and ask for Daisy, I’ll be waiting…

    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador Retriever. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    20 September, 2005 at 4:30 pm #140338

    Giggles

    @tommy-toxen wrote:

    awww i want it :(

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink:

    20 September, 2005 at 4:49 pm #140339

    spotlight

    I notice the advert didn’t state GSOH? I am tempted to ring myself, just to see what they say………..the good thing about dating a dog, is they like it up the bum:)

    20 September, 2005 at 4:56 pm #140340

    kentlass19

    @spotlight wrote:

    I notice the advert didn’t state GSOH? I am tempted to ring myself, just to see what they say………..the good thing about dating a dog, is they like it up the bum:)

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: mine doesnt..when i tried shoving my vibe up his bum he wasnt happy at all :shock:

    (think i just revealed too much :oops: )

    20 September, 2005 at 4:57 pm #140341

    stevenage_f

    @giggles wrote:


    THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST SINGLES ADS EVER PRINTED. IT IS REPORTED TO HAVE BEEN LISTED IN THE ATLANTA JOURNAL.
    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

    Call (404) 875-5555 and ask for Daisy, I’ll be waiting…

    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador Retriever. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    serve them right :lol:

    20 September, 2005 at 7:45 pm #140342

    Tiz Me

    Now who, in their right mind would fall for an advert like that? :-

    20 September, 2005 at 7:45 pm #140343

    Tiz Me

    Will the number show up on my bill by the way? :oops:

    20 September, 2005 at 11:02 pm #140344

    Soulie

    yes, and you’ve dated some dogs in your time ant, but this one really takes the dog biscuit :)

    21 September, 2005 at 7:34 am #140345

    angel

    Class giggles :lol: :lol: :lol:

    21 September, 2005 at 7:38 am #140346

    Flirty-Guy

    Had a feeling it would be a Dog :lol:

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