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    An Elephant got a thorn in it’s side, and when it screeched, a Mouse ran over to offer his help, although there was one condition.. The mouse would remove the thorn on condition that the Elephant agreed to have s ex with him.
    The Elephant agreed to this, and whilst going at it, under a tree, a Coconut fell from off of the tree, and hit the Elephant on the head.
    “Ouch, Ouch”yelled the Elephant“Oh, i’m sorry” said the Mouse.. “Am i hurting you?” :?

    #395780

    That would be every mouses dream and man’s come to that :wink: :wink:

    #395781

    @peanut wrote:

    That would be every mouses dream and man’s come to that :wink: :wink:

    What??? …. to shag an elephant??? Some men have to!

    #395782

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    @peanut wrote:

    That would be every mouses dream and man’s come to that :wink: :wink:

    What??? …. to shag an elephant??? Some men have to!

    Better that than having to shag a moose !!

    #395783

    I’m getting quite concerned about this talk of humans engaging in sex ual liasons with Animals.. :shock:

    #395784

    Concerned you’re missing out ? :shock: :lol:

    #395785

    I’m sure we’ve all had at least one dog too

    #395786

    @melody wrote:

    I’m sure we’ve all had at least one dog too


    It is alleged that some have had several dogs.

    #395787

    It’s alleged ive had half the people in JC (or they’ve had me whichever is the less disgusting)

    #395788

    @pete wrote:

    It’s alleged ive had half the people in JC (or they’ve had me whichever is the less disgusting)

    At your age, you should be disgusted lol.. :lol:

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