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Customer: How do you prepare the chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell it its going to die
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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “What are you doing?”
She answers, “I’m moving to Scotland. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free.”Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he’s going, he replies,
“I’m coming, too. I want to see how you live on £800 a year!” :lol:
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