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Top 10 Reasons E-mail Is Like a Penis
10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
9. Those who have it think that those who don’t are somehow inferior.
8. Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s neat, but think it’s not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
7. Many of those who don’t have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
6. It’s more fun when it’s up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that’s the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
4. If you don’t apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
3. If you use it too much, you’ll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
2. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
1. If you’re not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.
@jen_jen wrote:
Top 10 Reasons E-mail Is Like a Penis
10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
(Not if you’re after a s ex change).. :-k
9. Those who have it think that those who don’t are somehow inferior.
(No answer for that sorry).. :-({|=
8. Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s neat, but think it’s not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
(You obviously don’t know what a Good Sh ag is then).. Saying that, niether do i.. :-s
7. Many of those who don’t have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
(Argos.. 19.99).. :mrgreen:
6. It’s more fun when it’s up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
(Not if you’re a Flasher).. :-
5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that’s the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
(Oh Yeah, you can do lots with it,.. Dress it up, make it dance, Make it Talk).. =D>
4. If you don’t apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
(In my case, a TROJAN HORSE virus).. HaHa.. :^o
3. If you use it too much, you’ll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
(It goes flat too when it’s constantly been used).. [-(
2. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
(Ok, so it don’t drag across the floor).. (I actually use a WheelBarrow).. O:)1. If you’re not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.
(Tell me about it, the RSPCA still won’t let it drop).. :-$
Don’t even think about it Tinker.. :lol:
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