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    Woman assaulted with cheeseburger

    An American has been charged with assaulting his girlfriend – by shoving a cheeseburger in her face.
    Vincent Gonzalez, 22, got into a heated row with her as they ate a McDonald’s meal in their car in Florida, reports The Sun.
    When he would not let her out of the vehicle she retaliated by hurling his drink out of the window. He is then said to have rammed the burger in her face.
    They both climbed out and Gonzalez apparently smeared it in her face once again. He has been charged with domestic violence.

    My views:

    Why was she not charged with Littering?

    Man dressed as schoolgirl gets Asbo

    A 59-year-old man who went out in public dressed as a schoolgirl while children walked home from lessons was given a five-year anti-social behaviour order, a council said.
    Peter Trigger dressed up in a grey skirt and jumper, white shirt, baseball cap and a tie, before waiting near a primary school as children came and went, Northampton Borough Council said.
    On several occasions he also wore a knee-length laboratory coat and appeared to be wearing nothing underneath, the authority added.

    My views:

    An asbo is not what this man should have had..

    #387744

    @woohoo wrote:

    Man dressed as schoolgirl gets Asbo

    A 59-year-old man who went out in public dressed as a schoolgirl while children walked home from lessons was given a five-year anti-social behaviour order, a council said.
    Peter Trigger dressed up in a grey skirt and jumper, white shirt, baseball cap and a tie, before waiting near a primary school as children came and went, Northampton Borough Council said.
    On several occasions he also wore a knee-length laboratory coat and appeared to be wearing nothing underneath, the authority added.

    My views:

    An asbo is not what this man should have had..


    Your right!!!!
    That man is a danger ready to happen ffs!

    #387745

    @woohoo wrote:

    Woman assaulted with cheeseburger

    An American has been charged with assaulting his girlfriend – by shoving a cheeseburger in her face.
    Vincent Gonzalez, 22, got into a heated row with her as they ate a McDonald’s meal in their car in Florida, reports The Sun.
    When he would not let her out of the vehicle she retaliated by hurling his drink out of the window. He is then said to have rammed the burger in her face.
    They both climbed out and Gonzalez apparently smeared it in her face once again. He has been charged with domestic violence.

    My views:

    Why was she not charged with Littering?

    Maybe because she was a messy eater and made up this story as an excuse when a passer by niticed her and started laughing at her.

    Moral of the story: Never go out for a McDonald’s ratburger with a messy eater.

    #387746

    Gonzales.. Isn’t he a mouse or summat? :?

    #387747

    @woohoo wrote:

    Gonzales.. Isn’t he a mouse or summat? :?

    Speedy Gonzales

    #387748

    @tinkerbell wrote:

    @woohoo wrote:

    Woman assaulted with cheeseburger

    My views:

    Why was she not charged with Littering?

    ..

    Probably because she was in the process of being assaulted. :shock:

    HaHaHa.. You sacarstic Git.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #387749

    Your right!!!!
    That man is a danger ready to happen ffs!

    Since when has dressing eccentrically been an offence?

    #387750

    Cas

    @bassingbourne55 wrote:

    Your right!!!!
    That man is a danger ready to happen ffs!

    Since when has dressing eccentrically been an offence?

    I wouldn’t call it dressing eccentrically, i’d call it perverse!! :twisted:

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