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    A man went down on a Prostitute, and seemed to be doing fine until a piece of carrot got stuck between his teeth. He spat that out, and continued.

    If that weren’t enough, a short while later, a pea fell into his mouth. Getting annoyed by this, he spat the pea out and said: “Look Love, you have bits of veg inside your f anny, are you sick?” “No,” says the prostitute, “but i think the last man was”..

    #387231

    I know, bad aint it lol.. I blame the senders.. :lol:

    #387232

    * Put’s down her chocolate orange biscuit* :-… :-…

    #387233

    ______/ bucket anyone!!!! :-…

    Yeah ok I did laugh but have to admit it’s sick ! Woo you surpassed yourself there!!! :lol:

      #387234

      I dread opening my texts now incase the next ones are even worse.. :lol:

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