cowboy boots

Roy having blown all the money on his new cowboy boots, they
both realised they were in dire financial straits.
After much deliberation it was decided that the only way out of said dire
straits, was for Bessie to sell her body! :shock:
“But I’ve never done it before Roy, what should I do?” wailed Bessie
“Just stand on the corner, look in the cars and show some leg. When a car
stops and asks if you’re doing business, you say yes, it’s $50 for a
blow-job and $100 for sex” says Roy.
“I’m nervous” says Bessie.
“Don’t you worry none, I’ll park round the corner and if you have a problem
you come right on round and talk to me” says Roy.
So Bessie stands on the corner and she’s a pretty gal, so it isn’t too long
before a car pulls up and the driver asks is she doing business.
Bessie says yes she’s doing business, and it’s $50 for a blow-job and
$100 for sex.
The punter says he only has £50 and proceeds to undo his trousers.
Bessie looks on in awe as the punter has the biggest penis she has ever
seen in her life.
“Wait here a moment please” says Bessie, and she hurries round the
corner to Roy.
“Roy! Can you lend this guy $50?”