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WIFE:
> What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
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> HUSBAND:
> Definitely not!
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> WIFE:
> Why not – don’t you like being married?
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> HUSBAND:
> Of course I do.
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> WIFE:
> Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
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> HUSBAND:
> Okay, I’d get married again.
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> WIFE:
> You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
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> HUSBAND:
> (Makes audible groan).
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> WIFE:
> Would you live in our house?
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> HUSBAND:
> Sure, it’s a great house.
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> WIFE:
> Would you sleep with her in our bed?
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> HUSBAND:
> Where else would we sleep?
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> WIFE:
> Would you let her drive my car?
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> HUSBAND:
> Probably, it is almost new.
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> WIFE:
> Would you replace my pictures with hers?
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> HUSBAND:
> That would seem like the proper thing to do.
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> WIFE:
> Would she use my golf clubs?
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> HUSBAND:
> No, she’s left-handed.
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> WIFE:
> – silence – –
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> HUSBAND:
> F * ck….