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yikes scooby!

scary stories huh? well , i wandered accidentally into a room full of strangers, and i mean strangers, nowt stranger than that room full of strangers………… all there names were in black and yet……….. somehow i had broken the mould and there was my name in blue lights!!! i felt different, an outcast, what was it I had done that my name was there for all too see in bright blue!!

I wandered round the room looking at all the strangers, some were small and one bloke who said his name was big richard , looked more like big rachel!!!

as i glanced around the room i saw 3 other doors…….. i edged my way round the knicker shaking , tassle twirling, male strangers flashing there dangly bits. all of them sat at a keyboard and clack clickety clack of the fingers all typing together was rather eerie…….. and soooooooo i chose the first door i came too, as i peered round the door someone had obviously had a party in there, party poppers, empty beer cans , scraps of paper , tipped up tables……. i could go on but if was very clear there had been some sort of contest in there because there were strange sort of midgets lying on top of their keyboards all typing in you cheated, you cheated, you cheated, as i turned there against the wall was the remanents of a titanium broomstick … parked sideways!!! ………. i backed out of the room and into the next door……… the smell of lavender and vicks vapour rub hit me as i entered, i tripped over a rather strange looking object……… someone shouted mind me zimmer……. i wasnt aware i had gone anywhere near anyones zimmer, in fact i would go so far to say that i wouldnt touch anyones zimmer unless i had been wearing me marigolds…….

I looked around the room and in the corner there was a female woman, who i have to say looked strangely like dierdre barlow who was typing over and over……losers……we won…… losers…. we won… and a funny looking midget by her side wearing flowers in his hair… in fact they were tulips…. on the stairs in the corner were some clog dancin mice……. i slowly opened the door and went into the final door, im not sure how i got in and out of the first room without anyone accosting me…… i mean, my name was still up there in bright blue and was following me, in fact i began to think as i entered the last room, that maybe , just maybe i might actually be quite important……..

i opened the door. the noise woz deafening . ASL!!! wot ya wearin!!!!!! do ya like stockins!!! swivel on this u koonts!!!!! wanna see me on cam!!!!!!!!!! and away way in the corner was a rather wise looking old man with funny ears, he was in fact not visible to the rest of the strangers……. as i studied him, i noticed that behind his shoulder was a bat…….. vampires i thought…. now this is a place i should definately not linger in…………