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Did anyone see it last night?
If you didnt, the celebs were, peter stringfellow, michelle heaton (liberty x) the one who sh.ags about a lot from blue erm, Lee Ryan (I had to look his name up!) and linda barker, you know..the bird off changing rooms or something..
OMG Michelle reminded me of me …she made everyone drink shots after every course, as well as champers 8) so that was everyone was pi/ssed before long..now thats a dinner party!!
Lee was much the same, although I was quite surprised that he could actually cook!!
Peter was a perv :lol: handcuffs tied to be bed just cos he knew the cameras would go looking around his apartment, his 20 yr old bird turn up “off the cuff”, AND he had a mirrored bedroom ceiling :roll: His cooking was atrocious, someone found a long grey hair in their food :shock: and he seemed to think that was ok as long as he poured out expensive vintage champers and served the food up on £500 plates!!
Linda Barker bored me senseless.
I missed some of it though cos I suddenly got inspired to cook! :lol:
Hope theres more celeb come dine with me episodes to come….
Yeah i watched it pebs. well you know me for cookery programmes. ! they were tame compared to the weekly folks on now with the competition. In Gloucester i beleive and its all butchers and wimmin that serve Morrel mushrooms to appear good.
Lee ryan is kinda thick eh? and i think Linda barker was the deserved winner,, stringfellow was an embarrassment !
tuna fish and olive oil ice cream !!! boak!
For some reason, its one of the programmes i actually really like on tv :oops:
I’d be a disaster on it…plain pasta and a can of tinned sainsburys own chopped tomatoes with loads of chilli pepper is my dish, simple yet effective :lol: oh fook off im a veggie with little patience :lol:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
For some reason, its one of the programmes i actually really like on tv :oops:
I’d be a disaster on it…plain pasta and a can of tinned sainsburys own chopped tomatoes with loads of chilli pepper is my dish, simple yet effective :lol: oh fook off im a veggie with little patience :lol:
pah im sure i would be more adventurous :) even with a veggie menu. I would have it all swirled in kalula and serve bombed on a bed of noodles :)
and plenty of tequilla !!
kalula..tequila …i want the recipe !!!! better still, I’ll come round yours :lol:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
kalula..tequila …i want the recipe !!!! better still, I’ll come round yours :lol:
come dine with me then chuck :)
yeah I watched it also…. lee ryan did hells kitchen with marco…. no that a full week will teach u to cook though…. thought the funniest thing to happen was peter stringfellows sink colapsing while serving lol… all that money on a spankin new kitchen in a designer pad no worth a flyin foxes hat lol… and his burd is 26 old fir him… not surprised the handcuffs were on show he’s a well known for his sexual prowness..!! think the industray he’s in tells it all, u must rem its b c and d celebrities they use or is that michelle heaton a z…??
I have on occasion watched CDWM with a sense of disbelief at the disorganisation and idiocy of the participants..particularly those who claim they’ve never made a certain dish before..start preparing it with half an hour before guests arrive..then wonder why it goes tits up in the oven to to end up looking like a home abortion on a plate.
Then the fannybaws that discover they don’t have the essential ingredients for their concoctions (despite being filmed noncing around their local delicatessens pretending to be on first name terms with the proprieters who look on dazed as the eejits fondle their Bolivian salamis and Kosher falafels) omitting the lemons for the lemon-meringue pie..or the chicken for the coq -au-vin.
Bloody morons..even I could whack off a better dinner than most of them..and MY specialities usually arrive in one pot (hate washing dishes) with a cat clinging to it. :roll:gies a wee feelie o yer falafels.. i know Esme , but thats what makes it so damm watchable LOL. IF they got it right , we would turn off as it would become another cookery programme. I like to see the bragging numpties fall as flat as their souffles :) but then im wicked like that! :twisted:
@rubyred wrote:
gies a wee feelie o yer falafels.. i know Esme , but thats what makes it so damm watchable LOL. IF they got it right , we would turn off as it would become another cookery programme. I like to see the bragging numpties fall as flat as their souffles :) but then im wicked like that! :twisted:
Oh aye..I love all the snidey asides and bit/chy put-downs, and wait longingly for the day when one of them goes ape-sh/it with a steak knife and runs amok, decpitating the host before commiting hari kari in the middle of the creme brulee with raspberry coulis.
Now THAT’S what I call fine dining!
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