Why chocolate is better than sex.

1. You make it last as long as you want to.
2. You are never too young or too old for it.
3. You can safely have it while driving.
4. Size doesn’t matter, it’s always good.
5. You can ask a stranger for it without getting your face slapped.
6. You can have it at your desk without upsetting your workmates.
7. It is easy to find eight inches of chocolate.
8. It doesn’t keep the neighbours awake.
9. It satisfies, even when soft.
10. Good chocolate is not hard to find.
11. You can have it in front of your mother.