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    i have foibles,like tenets and beleifs,one of my personal hatreds is ppl who swear  on thread titles,just no need for it is there?,in fact i think,er dunno where im going with this tbh,,oh yeh yeah,its i dont like gratitous swearing somebody says  im going out to the fcknshop

    why say fckn just say shop

    so

    i was gonna call this thread you robbing barstards,then i thought hypocrisy,as old members may recall (not that theres many left),i disappeared for about 2 years or so from here,not the last time i was gone for 4 years that was different i know it was 4 years nearly 5 on gds quiz “sticky” truth is ive been to prison for fraud,counterfeit notes,theres only 2 places i didnt do it which was  manchester and blackpool  you dont shitt on yer own doorstep,but the likes of preston,blackburn i flooded em,i eventually grrrrrr got nabbed at a petrol station in rochdale had about 3 k on me,stupid i know but i got complacent,so bang to rights and that hey ho,notdoing my usual quotes “my solicitor said that” “i said this” instead i asked him how long am i gonna get

    hesaid 30 k bout 4 years   hmm

    yeh i was  out in 2

    anyway i digress  what and why should people rob my mail

    iknow who they are whove done it

    i hope they get used to wheel chairs and  drinking soup out of a straw

    cos im not letting this go,anyway

    any of youse lot had anything gone missing?

    oh nocourse you havent youve all got yer own letter boxes

    merryfuckingchristmas

    #1143122

    I lost my virginity a fair few years back mate.Does that count?

    #1143123

    in a word no

    unless 1,any pics

    2,what was he called?

    #1143124

    No pics (was dark)

    Her name (dont know) meet at a disco and the church yard next door came in useful 😁

    #1143126

    doa and philip schofield like this thread

    oh dont get me on about that tw@t not our resident tranny bollox,but schoey i despise the cnt hes everywhere countless quiz shows,radio adverts we buy any car etc this morning with that tart holly wannabee

    i just want to,,,,,,,,,,,no best not say

    and last night i had the misfortune xmas day mind yeh,hes only got his daughter yeh daughter advertising sheds  where his wife kicked him out to,,,,,,,yeh as if

    i think anybody who reads this will know im not anti gay i live in bpool ive got a membership card for funny girls,cos im a celeb myself

    not my vlogs )that aint really me i was just  kidding hes got teeth}

    i do a bit of hypnotism and magic tricks in blackpool hotels i worked last night am tonight,im booked in various places till new year

    anyway enough about me

    philip schofield ycmiu

     

    #1143127

    im still going on about summat,im not sure what but,hey listen guys

    what do youse think about this for an idea?

    a thread like this,you know what i mean like i once said to this man /woman you get the gist yeh?

    as if you didnt mean it but you really did anyway after the ads we have our star presenter ,,,,,,,drum roll,,,,,,yes  shes here,shes stumbled out the green room mulled wine all over the red carpet,,,but shes made it

    ,WOH WHY ITS ONLY KENT  obe

    audience meekly reluctantly applause

     

     

    #1143128

    ha  right let me tell you if any of youz met me youd know im sound

    but im getting abusive pms how dare you attack  philip schofield

    im just the erm button

     

    ycmifu

    #1143130

    I lost my virginity a fair few years back mate.Does that count?

    Years not decades 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

     

     

    #1143131

    No pics (was dark)

    Her name (dont know) meet at a disco and the church yard next door came in useful 😁

    Was dark somer said Could have been Mr bean for all he knows 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Sound’s like a classy gent taking her to a church yard to have his evil way 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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    #1143134

    I once said…..Cosy is sound as a pound…I didn’t mean it..

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