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well well well where do i begin like🤔 let me start with the time i went to the lakes👍 so i woke up thinking my cans of carling would be refreshingly cool😁 as i left a box of 12 in the stream over night x …..well what a stupid………D idea that was
as i had to walk 5 miles down stream only recovering 5 of them 
anyways after drinking them i was chased by a bunch of geese 3 rams and a bluddy goat….anyways i ended up on a church roof knackered starving and rather peed off 
So here is why the customer is always right
i popped a phone call into mcdonalds explaining how upset i was about the 2 extra large big mac meals i had bought a few days back whilst visiting relatives….well after been chased by all those geese n goat n rams…i sounded sick….so it worked a treat they invited me down for a replacement with a free queue jumper all cooked fresh 
happy daze
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This topic was modified 3 years, 8 months ago by
budha.
yeh erm that reminds me of something
back int day as we say oop north(well i dont thats more like them yorkshire folk)
you know lahk when t internet was all just fields
i discovered the joys of e mails
and i thought to myself theres gotta be a blag somewhere
so i emailed a nice posh restaurant which id always fancied going to
and said we had a lovely meal but alas the waitress accidentally spilt soup on my jacket which i had just had dry cleaned (which i had actually cos i was going to a wedding the next week)
reply was oh sorry sir have yougot the receipt
me yeh no problem i pop it in so i did
profusely sorry sir heres two vouchers for the best table in the house free meal and a bottle of wine any night you choose(only one night btw lol)
me ok cheers
so i said to me missus at the time get your glad rags out for saturday
her “why”
me “we going out for a meal”
her “oh get lost im not getting dolled up to go to the chippy”
me “honest”
her “hmm lets see eh youve never taken me out before”
anyway we did go got treated like royalty
her “what you up to you ?
me “what”
her “nobodys ever nice to you”
me “oh the owners a mate from years back we used to knock about together
you know bird nesting,conkers,marbles etc
her ” hmm”
anyway i got a few more getting in football matches oh and when i got a crate of bulmers sent to me it was a good un that lot but i wont bore you
unless you wanna know
adios amigos,
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tell me more👍
tell you tomoz mate im bolloxed
Are Budha and jolly roger both Morg? They both type the same absolute rubbish and he has been known to have numerous accounts in order to talk to himself with.
At least three recent posters here could be him.
After years and years of abusing people as a number here I am quite perplexed as to why he is still allowed on this site at all.
Still, I guess he keeps the boards busy with brain dead drivel (come back Misterq all is forgiven).
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