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got a few questions about this inpo
have you ever bedded one:?
would you if so who?
if you were married kids and all that would you risk it all just cos youve taken a bit of a shine to a man/woman on the telly
some people say you should never meet your idols
like ewww he /she want like i thought she/he was bit arrogant if you ask me
all i can say is if you dont mind like i dunno wether to say it or not a gent never tells and all that malarkey
ive done two
htg trust me there not all that
just richer than us
im famous with my vlogs and bands etc but i dont start gobbing off about it do i?
anyway any stories from youse lot?
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well i went to Blackpool to see chubby brown…anyways i stayed at the cliffs hotel….just so happens he was staying there too….well i popped on my best underwear and seduced the *** ******d….😋🥕
oh and when peter kay stayed at the guest house down the road….he never stopped all night…been walking like john wayne ever since😁👍
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omg yeh ive seen chubby brown at south pier
but im not doing any puns today
im still rather irate about these so called celebs
i give you for an instance ok
im a very lonely boring useless waste of space man
my only treat in life is to get the tv mag on a saturday
and i say to myself(i have to cos theres nobody else there,well apart from archie but he iggies me and carries on doing his jigsaw)
oh pointless celeb special is on i might have a glimpse at that
and look the chase celeb special is on after thatdeffo getting a glance that one
but i always end up feeling deflated celebs ? never heard of em
i know more famous people that work at the pound bakery down the road than them.
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famous celebs and where they are now….did you know lez battersby is on Universal Credit and plays a mouth organ for beer tokens
i know you will not believe me…..BUT…..me and Samantha Fox…got it on….in a jacuzzi in the late 80’s after an all night rave
oh we doing names now ok?
my two are bonnie langford (love a bit of ginge me)
and r.i,p linda nolan
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and ps les battersby aka known as bruce jones is one of the worst actors ive had the misfortune to see
but tbf hes just a scally fair play to the mad head
that scene where him and ricky tomlinson try to kill a sheep and sell it to a butcher is just so funny
it was set where im from langley middleton manchester 24
well i dont live there now ppl move on
the gangsters in the film are based on the wards a notorious band of thugs
(hope they arent reading this eek)
er yeh stopping wotever hes called inthe film stopping him buying his daughter a communion dress
anyway great cast in that film
whats the film i hear you ask
RAINING STONES
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one has to wonder if the yellow road of texas…leads us to the wizard of oz….🥳 i met john boy walton…goodnight👍the birds are singing…the tiger woods thing will drive like a skoda…not much of a mechanic me😋🥕popped😁
driving miss daisy…😋🥕formula 2….only like the playstation version💥
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we have our own version of the waltons here on jc
goes by the name of kiwi
nn im going to bed
regs nn kiwi me 6 hours later are you going to bed or what ki sod off
come on down the price is right
…blankety blank💥💥💥….higher or lower 
…3,2 1…it’ssss nice to see you to see you nice…you will like this not a lot…but you will like it…an E please bob…ask the audience…it’sss a bulls eye…dusty bin…anyway biab…….seeya soon big bri is kicking right off in the kebab shop again…chilli sauce is too hot again😋🥕look what you could have won
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