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27 August, 2019 at 9:36 pm #112504327 August, 2019 at 9:53 pm #1125046
Love that Jane and agree with every word, thanks for posting it, it made me smile after realising just how horrible some humans can be!!!
👍🏼 😌
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27 August, 2019 at 10:59 pm #112505227 August, 2019 at 11:31 pm #1125056Brilliant but take my unloyal dog, with my blessing. I’ll pay you to take her lol.
Ate a whole quilt and two pillows by gnawing tiny holes in them and nibbling out the filling.
Whines if I don’t let her win tug of war.
Whines if I chat to my neighbour over the wall.
Jumps on chairs and the sofa backwards.
Sits on the sofa and watches TV like a human.
“Get on your chair” translates as slowly wriggling off it paw by paw until her whole body is on the floor and just her two rear paws are on it.
Runs around like a maniac if she sees a ‘slug’.
Snipped open the wire fencing I bought to protect my plants with surgical precision, then finished off eating the plants.
Ate my patio chairs, one by one.
Is currently eating the decking, board by board.
Ate 7 cushions.
Is scared of cardboard boxes, large or small.
Will eat any kind of fruit like a monkey.
Follows me everywhere including the toilet and sits on my feet, nowhere else is good enough but my feet.
Not allowed in the kitchen so whines at the door instead.
Ate the entire “lemon” spray bottle I bought to stop her chewing things.
Ate the “lemon” cable protector that stunk the house out with the most pungent smell known to man, no problem at all finishing that off.
Stole the slate from my water feature and took it into her cage one bit at a time, but furtively, as if I couldn’t see her doing it from a few inches away.
Is obsessed with feet and will NOT sleep until she has gnawed on mine for a few minutes.
Yes take her! Please!!
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27 August, 2019 at 11:39 pm #1125057“Ate the entire “lemon” spray bottle I bought to stop her chewing things”
😂🤣😂🤣
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28 August, 2019 at 10:34 am #1125096Awww she sounds adorable Ge! bless her. 😂😂😂😂😂
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28 August, 2019 at 10:39 am #1125101Brilliant but take my unloyal dog, with my blessing. I’ll pay you to take her lol.
Ate a whole quilt and two pillows by gnawing tiny holes in them and nibbling out the filling.
Whines if I don’t let her win tug of war.
Whines if I chat to my neighbour over the wall.
Jumps on chairs and the sofa backwards.
Sits on the sofa and watches TV like a human.
“Get on your chair” translates as slowly wriggling off it paw by paw until her whole body is on the floor and just her two rear paws are on it.
Runs around like a maniac if she sees a ‘slug’.
Snipped open the wire fencing I bought to protect my plants with surgical precision, then finished off eating the plants.
Ate my patio chairs, one by one.
Is currently eating the decking, board by board.
Ate 7 cushions.
Is scared of cardboard boxes, large or small.
Will eat any kind of fruit like a monkey.
Follows me everywhere including the toilet and sits on my feet, nowhere else is good enough but my feet.
Not allowed in the kitchen so whines at the door instead.
Ate the entire “lemon” spray bottle I bought to stop her chewing things.
Ate the “lemon” cable protector that stunk the house out with the most pungent smell known to man, no problem at all finishing that off.
Stole the slate from my water feature and took it into her cage one bit at a time, but furtively, as if I couldn’t see her doing it from a few inches away.
Is obsessed with feet and will NOT sleep until she has gnawed on mine for a few minutes.
Yes take her! Please!!
Your entire post says one thing clearly,you love that daft dog of yours ,lol
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