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How short will the grass get cut. Producers are threatening to leave the grass long after clipping were left following the last cut
“valuable nutrients in the grass clippings can do your lawn some good, left right where they lie after cutting — as long as their bulk is kept at a minimum” countered the housemates and have threatened to boycott picking up cat poo
Housemates are worried over the storage of weed and moss killer in unlabelled containers. “It could easily be mistaken for Dandelion and Burdock” said Percy an opinion backed up by Alan
Producers have moved quickly over revelations that the mowers used are manufactured using child labour.
“The mowers have been withdrawn from use” said a spokesperson “and until we can replace them Pippa will use her personal mower”
The housemates have yet to decide whether to choose a rotary or hover mowerRoy Lancaster has threatened to walk out following rumours that Charlie Dimmock is to brought back in after her shock eviction last week “f*ck water features” he has been heard to grumble
In a bust up with Roy Tommy Walsh has welcomed the news that Charlie might return “cor blimey luv a duck guvnor” said the lovable cockerney “dunno what all the fuss is about it’s all a load of gazebos”
I’m sure Pete won’t mind me posting this piccy of us just about to get hard at it in our poly-tunnel. Pete’s the one with the beard..
Protestors were caught red handed this morning to leave the housemates devastated
@esmeralda wrote:
I’m sure Pete won’t mind me posting this piccy of us just about to get hard at it in our poly-tunnel. Pete’s the one with the beard..
least me dibber aint showing :shock:
@pete wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
I’m sure Pete won’t mind me posting this piccy of us just about to get hard at it in our poly-tunnel. Pete’s the one with the beard..
least me dibber aint showing :shock:
Okay..ya can stop grasping me raspberries now! :roll:
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