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To the above thank you for expressing a intrest in the glamorous barmaids job at the dolphin.
As we speak cosy and myself are mulling over you cvs in a office in blackpool that doesn’t overlook binliners or people injecting drugs.
We have 60 rothmans and as many cans as you can shake a stick at.
One of you lucky ladys will be joining the dolphin family soon!
Footnote the last lady cosy got in was good but she was sussing out what rooms where empty and earning bigger tips on her back so to speak.
This would explain the comments on tadvisor about human fluids on the bed.
So this could be a long job updates soon.
Hell id give you all a job but like my friend cosy said its just not feasible in the winter months so no hard feeling to the unlucky 2.
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Milks rumour has it that Mizzy and Ge want that job as they know all about alcohol……
please keep me out of you’re boards I have no interest in what you say thank just keep me out1 member liked this post.
So it’s a 50 / 50 chance now of me getting the job. Thanks for stepping down mo.
The job should definitely now go to me. The only payment I ask for is
1 .. a free room at the Dolphin
2.. a Dolphin tee shirt
3.. a weekly stick of Blackpool rock
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I remember a story of someone whose job it was to mass produce Blackpool rock.
he was so bored that he wrote Fuck Off in the middle, instead of Blackpool Rock. It went on for half a mile of rock before someone noticed.
Now I bet those sticks are worth their weight in gold.
Milks rumour has it that Mizzy and Ge want that job as they know all about alcohol……
You are just a thick little online thug Somer, there is no humour in any word you type, you are just like a prebuscent teenage boy with your cock gags. An inane, dull, desperate bore who has absolutely nothing to contribute, nor nothing interesting to say. Another Q type dullard.
Milks rumour has it that Mizzy and Ge want that job as they know all about alcohol……
why even say that Somer ? they were not involved in this thread ? just digging and being nasty for no reason. Grow up !
The Job’s mine! I’ve had numerous experience of playing prize bingo on the pier, with my grandma when I was little. I live just 2 train rides away. I’ve got Blackpool in my blood!
Oh …..and there was the Norbreck thing, but the less said about that, the better…ß
Weemo im sorry I leave the administration side and recruitment to cosy.
Theres obviously been some sort of cock up.
Weemo I had Paris Hilton in here last week, Roy walker from catchphrase, Terry from brookside.
Nuff said about the sort of doors the dolphin could have opened for you?
Tracy youre diva like demands of a t shirt and a 99p stick of rock has been duly noted.
What next koi carp bonsai trees in the communal gents toilet/ barmaids dressing room?
Badder seems you have a bit of a bingo habit, I cant afford for staff to be going awol running off playing 10p bingo at my expense, not only that as you and cosy are related id hate to think nepotism was being involved.
I will make a decision after dinner today.
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